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Being up since 3:15 am and not being able to nap, in a moment of clarity sitting on my patio sipping coffee, I came up with this poem about my cats…

Little Fuzzy Kitty
Little Fuzzy Kitty

Little fuzzy kitten, with your furry paws,
Everytime I’m nice, you scratch me with your claws.

Little fuzzy kitten, you’re such a hairy bitch,
I really. miss my dog, maybe I should switch.

Little fuzzy kitten, you’re such a pain to me,
I should get a German Sheppard, maybe then you’d see.

 

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We have a stuffed reindeer that has been in our family for about 20 years.  He is a cute little dude however, he cannot really be used as a decoration anywhere because he has a problem.  He always falls over to the left side so he always gets stashed in storage. Hence, he has earned the name Ralph the Reject Reindeer.  Read the whole story>>

Seasons Greetings from Ralph the Reject Reindeer
Seasons Greetings from Ralph the Reject Reindeer

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